-No break, we pick up right where we left off. France to Jersey house.
-Sammy Sweetheart, Ceaser haired Ronnie, and the Sitch all room together. Apparently they are all “cool”. This will not last.
-Day one in Jersey the kids quickly GTL, and DJPD says he is “Tanerexic” and proceeds to double his “T”.
-14 minutes in and we get our first (and definitely not last) Snooki/Jianni drama. Fast forwarded the DVR so I’m not sure what happened.
-DJPD gets his blowout fixed and it looks exactly the same as it did before. Vinny opts for a fauxhawk.
-Surprise party! None of the kids are surprised. Vinny cried, Roger looks more gorilla juiced than ever, Uncle Nino was drunk (not sure who he belongs to), Jianni was sad and emotional, The Unit makes an appearance (this is Sitchs’ friend). Snooki fights with The Unit, tells him he has curly hair.
-Post party, party! Unit opts to not wear his shirt and Situation sprays something on him. Unit is already becoming one of the worst Jersey shore characters/actors ever.
-Ryder (Snooki’s wholesome friend) slides in to bed with DJPD and says she wants to do crazy stuff. Dena tried to CB but Ryder is DTF and DJPD joins the long list of Ryder conquests.
-Unit (still shirtless) demands an apology from Snooki . Snooki apologizes and Sitch is surprised.
-Night two and Vinny is home sick. They go out to Aztec but the grenades are out and Vinny wants to go home and cry.
-Jianni buys Sitch drinks. Sitch is weird as ever.
-More sad Vinny
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