Girl says mother's gas contributes to global warming

kramer · **Joined:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:38 pm **Posts:** 2543

Daughter blames mother for global warming
By Dr. Paul Donohue
SPECIAL TO THE POST-DISPATCH
01/27/2010

Dear Dr. Donohue — My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right?

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifest ... enDocument

Parrotpaul · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:38 am

kramer wrote:

Daughter blames mother for global warming
By Dr. Paul Donohue
SPECIAL TO THE POST-DISPATCH
01/27/2010

Dear Dr. Donohue — My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right?

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifest ... enDocument

Mom needs to keep a BIC lighter close by, so whenever she farts she can touch off her farts, and mom and daughter can both enjoy the light show while burning off the methane. What's the problem?

I wonder of mom has too much of a passion for those breakfast burritos? WWWSssssooooooEEEEWWWWW!!!!

For those who enjoy farts, farting sounds, and feel creative, this site's for you. http://www.createfarts.com/

~44~ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:49 am

Parrotpaul wrote:

Mom needs to keep a BIC lighter close by, so whenever she farts she can touch off her farts, and mom and daughter can both enjoy the light show while burning off the methane. What's the problem?

I wonder of mom has too much of a passion for those breakfast burritos? WWWSssssooooooEEEEWWWWW!!!!

For those who enjoy farts, farting sounds, and feel creative, this site's for you. http://www.createfarts.com/

We call those Blue Dolphins
always a favorite around the campfire while camping....
My brother is the 8x defending champ.....

Parrotpaul · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:53 am

~44~ wrote:

We call those Blue Dolphins
always a favorite around the campfire while camping....
My brother is the 8x defending champ.....

I always thought it was pretty nifty that farts smell, so the hearing challenged can also enjoy them.

GOODave · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:28 pm

Parrotpaul wrote:

For those who enjoy farts, farting sounds, and feel creative, this site's for you. http://www.createfarts.com/

my 8 year old and my 6 year old are going through that phase where they find bodily functions and noises funny.

It is my hope they will outgrow it as most adults I know have.

~44~ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:34 pm

GOODave wrote:

my 8 year old and my 6 year old are going through that phase where they find bodily functions and noises funny.

It is my hope they will outgrow it as most adults I know have.

Come on Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Please tell me you at least play pull-the-finger with the nephews?

We have an attorney here at the office who is more of an ultra-conservative-no fun-christian than you and even he will rip one off at times and laugh about it.

Live life, fart more often

GOODave · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:39 pm

~44~ wrote:

Come on Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Please tell me you at least play pull-the-finger with the nephews?

We have an attorney here at the office who is more of an ultra-conservative-no fun-christian than you and even he will rip one off at times and laugh about it.

Live life, fart more often

Didn't say anything about how I respond to my kids fascination. Sometimes I participate and sometimes, when there are more than just them and me present, I admonish. The grown ups don't find it all that funny, is all I'm sayin' ... I can't speak for your attorney friend.

kramer · **Joined:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:38 pm **Posts:** 2543

Parrotpaul wrote:

Mom needs to keep a BIC lighter close by, so whenever she farts she can touch off her farts, and mom and daughter can both enjoy the light show while burning off the methane. What's the problem?

I wonder of mom has too much of a passion for those breakfast burritos? WWWSssssooooooEEEEWWWWW!!!!

For those who enjoy farts, farting sounds, and feel creative, this site's for you. http://www.createfarts.com/

The mom said " I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself." So where do they go when you hold them in?

~44~ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:08 pm

GOODave wrote:

Didn't say anything about how I respond to my kids fascination. Sometimes I participate and sometimes, when there are more than just them and me present, I admonish. The grown ups don't find it all that funny, is all I'm sayin' ... I can't speak for your attorney friend.

Its cool, Goooooooooooooooooo
To be honest I just saw an opportunity to write Rip-One-Off and I couldn't pass it up (now I got to write it twice!)

GOODave · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:13 pm

~44~ wrote:

Its cool, Goooooooooooooooooo
To be honest I just saw an opportunity to write Rip-One-Off and I couldn't pass it up (now I got to write it twice!)

Trust me ... I completely understand.

I've got a few phrases I'm just achin' to spill, too. :cheers:

Congrats on getting to use yours.

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