The Weather Channel completely ignored the West Coast with their list of silly names for winter storms. Like rain doesn’t count! It’s obvious that the stuff isn’t meant to be driven in, it gets your car all dirty and stuff and it can wreck a $50 hairdo in minutes. So we’ve done their work for them. We sorta “missed” this year and nobody can remember how many times it’s rained – even though it hasn’t been very much – so we’ll jump ahead to next season.
The Official List of Winter Storm Names (Southern California Edition) for the 2013-2014 Season:
Hey Joe! Where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady ’cause I caught her messin’ round with another man.
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