Official List of Winter Storm Names

The Weather Channel completely ignored the West Coast with their list of silly names for winter storms. Like rain doesn’t count! It’s obvious that the stuff isn’t meant to be driven in, it gets your car all dirty and stuff and it can wreck a $50 hairdo in minutes. So we’ve done their work for them. We sorta “missed” this year and nobody can remember how many times it’s rained – even though it hasn’t been very much – so we’ll jump ahead to next season.

The Official List of Winter Storm Names (Southern California Edition) for the 2013-2014 Season:

Anchovy
Bill
Curmudgeon
Doofus
El Crappo
Fender Bender
Gym rat
Hey Joe! Where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady ’cause I caught her messin’ round with another man.
Jerk
Karma
Like, like, like
MoFo
Nap time
OMG!!!
Puddle jumper
Quiche
Road Rage
Sigalert
Taco truck
Ug-lee
Vegan
WTF???
Xtreme
Yo mama
Zzyzzx

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