On A Lighter Note, The Difference Between Men & Women

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On A Lighter Note, The Difference Between Men & Women

Postby MDDad » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:58 pm

I got this in one of those chain emails this morning, and I thought it was funny enough to share here. I think it’s about how some women like to believe they think analytically, when they are really just being accusing. It’s us men that are the logical ones.

A man and a woman met at a party, and they had the following conversation:

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day do you drink?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5, which includes a tip.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I guess.

Woman: So a beer costs $5, and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400, correct?

Man: Yes, I suppose that’s correct.

Woman: So if in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: I guess so.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink any beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?

Man: I didn’t know that. Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: So where's your Ferrari?

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Re: On A Lighter Note, The Difference Between Men & Women

Postby Luca » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:16 pm


I don't get it

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