Which would you rather not be?

[Parrotpaul]

Which would you rather not be, British or Scottish...why?

[MDDad]

I would rather not be British because the Scots have:

1. Infinitely better golf courses.
2. Infinitely better whiskey.
3. Infinitely better teeth.
4. Loch Ness.
5. Kilts.

[Parrotpaul]

That's an excellent post, MDDAD.

Terrific fly-fishing waters and terrific brown trout. Tartan plaids for wool or flannel shirts are a great touch as well. That said I think I would opt for fish n' chips over haggis any day.

[AsIfYouKnew]

Don't you mean English or Scottish? I believe that Scotland is part of Great Britain.

[MDDad]

I think I would opt for fish n' chips over haggis any day.

True, but that's not enough reason to pick Austin Powers over William Wallace.

[Parrotpaul]

I'm cool with that as long as he doesn't come packaged as Mel Gibson.

[John Q. Public]

It's a little late for me to not want to be Scottish.

[SoMelo]

Thats easy...
Scottish have bagpipes
British have Spotted Dick

[barstow wiz]

somele,
you did not state your preference!

[John Q. Public]

I think she was saying she's a sucker for guys who wear skirts.

[SoMelo]

No duh!

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[Troglodyte]

Well that answers one question... Bit drafty, what??