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Post by John Q. Public » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:39 am

Because we've been needing one of these. NO POLITICS, NO HATE, NO MATER DEI SUCKS, unless it's something we all can enjoy.

First up, cops mourning the loss of a truckload of energy nodules.

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Post by Professor Fate » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:27 pm

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Post by John Q. Public » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:49 pm

I hate to say it, but speaking as a Q kind of guy, unless there's grates in the barrel and a smoker box off the stern end of that thing, it's an awful lot of sheet metal for just a backyard grill.
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Post by MDDad » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:11 pm

It also looks like it's never been used. All show and no go.

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Post by Luca » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:09 am

You might want to be more circumspect in your comments. That’s a .50 cal. The recoil alone would turn it into a dragster..........Luca

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Post by John Q. Public » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:21 am

Now that would be a funny sight. In a "Darwin Awards" sort of way.
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Post by Professor Fate » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:13 pm

I've seen a picture of a similar gun/BBQ, and when it was being towed, the following drivers were staring down the barrel. :shock:

Edit: I found the picture I was looking for, and it did not show that. It just had a caption recommending that it be towed that way. Oops!

While I'm here, it appears there are BBQ rules to be followed:

BBQ RULES - It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.


(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women
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Post by crayegg » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:57 am

Nice, Prof., well done. =D>

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Post by MDDad » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:57 am

Professor, I'm not sure why you felt the need to post that sequence of BBQ steps. To me it seems perfectly normal and as it should be.

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Post by John Q. Public » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:21 am

I should print that and share it with the Foreign Babe. That isn't how it works here at all. Right down to "So... what. Are you going to leave those ribs on the counter all night?"
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Post by Fordama » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:03 pm

No shortage of funny videos of people firing these things.
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Post by John Q. Public » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:46 pm

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Post by John Q. Public » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:26 am

Best entrance by a TV news reporter.

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Post by Fordama » Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:48 pm

More from Kelly Greig...

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Post by John Q. Public » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:35 am

Consider it a whole series of funny pictures.

The Romanian entry in the Doggy Agility Demonstration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk
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