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1stngoal
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What do you call a U$C grad in a 3-piece suit?
- The defendant

What does the U$C player get on his SAT's?
- Drool

Why do students proactively choose U$C over UCLA?
- It's easier to spell

What do you get when you drive slowly by the U$C campus?
- A degree

What is the difference between a U$C diploma and toilet paper?
- About $80,000 per sheet

Why doesn't U$C have ice on the sidelines?
- The guy with the recipe graduated

How do you get a U$C graduate off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza

What are the best 4 years of a Trojan's life?
- Third grade

How many U$C freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None, that's a sophomore class

What do a Trojan and a bottle of beer have in common?
- They're both empty from the neck up
slowyoroll
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Re: USC

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What do you call a complete "unfunny" dud?


This thread... :thumbsdown:
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