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Benkert to Simi Valley

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:15 am
by frankieboy12
Thousand Oaks Acorn reports that Jim Benkert, forced out at Oaks Christian after winning CIF-SS-DII championship, to be named head coach at Simi Valley.

Simi has been poor in football for many years (although they have a famous ex-player in Tom Herman, coach of the Texas Longhorns)- if he can win there he's a certifiable coaching genius.

Re: Benkert to Simi Valley

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:03 pm
by Future
Semi Valley? Thought this was an Orange County Forum lol

Re: Benkert to Simi Valley

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:53 pm
by NotDonaldBren
Benkert could be sitting on a goldmine there. He'll be coaching 50 sons of the LAPD every year.

Those kids will come in already trained on how to: chase and tackle; capitalize on schematic (and systematic) advantages; punish opponents with brutal force; use their hands as weapons; work as a unit to accomplish their goals by any means necessary.

Re: Benkert to Simi Valley

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:30 pm
by frankieboy12
Read that over it's 70 year history of football Simi Valley has averaged less than 3 wins per season.

Think Calabasas may have actually been worse before Clausen got there.

Benkert starts in Division 7-depending on enrollment policies expect they will improve rather quickly.

Re: Benkert to Simi Valley

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:33 pm
by NotDonaldBren
frankieboy12 wrote: Read that over it's 70 year history of football Simi Valley has averaged less than 3 wins per season.
Can't have helped that all the local pre-game meal spots only serve donuts.