KANGAROO SCROTUMS ARE THE NEW VICTIMS OF GLOBAL WARMING
By Wendy Syfret
But it’s only recently that climate change has threatened Australia’s hilarious but substantial kangaroo nutsack trade. The hopping marsupials’ scrotums, which are crafted into souvenir bottle-openers and key rings, have made manufacturer John Kreuger, hereby known (by me) as the King of Ballsacks, hundreds of thousands of dollars. These days, however, John’s trade is suffering due to a series of floods in Queensland—which some meteorologists believe to have been caused by climate change. The flooding has purportedly pushed kangaroos inland and away from the areas where they’re normally killed for their testicles. John told me how it feels to have his balls literally on the line.
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So you’re prepared for an environmental scrotum crisis of immense proportions?
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I bet the kangaroos are thankful for cheeseburgers...