This is your brother's fault JQP, for crashing Cassini into Saturn. The nuclear material on board mixed with unknown gasses on Saturn, and the resulting explosion has sent Saturn hurtling towards Earth and will kill us all!
Well, obviously we have giant butterflies in CA. They's climbin' in your windows, They's snatchin' your people up, tryin' to steal 'em. So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your stars, and hide your coaches cause they're grabin' everybody out here.