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A Florida woman violated the state’s coronavirus-related travel restrictions to distribute Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes throughout an entire county, authorities say. It all started on Palm Sunday, when numerous residents of Flagler County reported receiving the eggs filled with “pornographic images” in a twisted whodunnit mystery. Police finally discovered the alleged culprit, Abril Cestoni, earlier this week after she made the mistake of concentrating several deliveries in a single area. The 42-year-old woman, who Sheriff Rick Staly called a “deranged offender,” told police she was simply “educating people,” according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.

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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is facing trespassing charges after security found him camping on Walt Disney World’s Discovery Island, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they were called to 4301 N. World Drive Thursday after Richard McGuire, 42, was spotted on the Disney-owned property, which is currently closed to the public.

When deputies told McGuire they had been using a loud speaker to address him, he said he didn’t hear them because he was sleeping inside one of the buildings on the island, which he referred to as a “tropical paradise,” according to the report.

According to an arrest report, McGuire told deputies he was not aware that the property was off limits and that he had been camping there since Monday or Tuesday and planned to stay for about a week.

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If I see it again I'll post it here: there's a picture of an OC map with the HB area colored over and labeled "Florida."
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Florida men protest gym closures by exercising somewhere else.

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Miami area TV station using the #FloridaMan hashtag proudly.

They got the story a little bit wrong, though. The other guy is a customer and it wasn't about slow service. #FloridaStation

Publix supports armed shopping, BTW. #FloriduhGroceryChain

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Gabby Johnson - Florida Man.


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Gas hoarding, Florida style:

HOMOSASSA, Fla. (WSVN) — Firefighters say a Hummer went up in flames after the driver filled up several containers of gasoline at a Florida gas station.

According to Fox 13, Citrus County Fire Rescue responded to the scene at a Texaco gas station late Wednesday morning. Upon arriving, they spotted a Hummer H2 engulfed in flames.

Firefighters said the driver had just finished filling up four fuel containers with gasoline and had put them in the back of the vehicle.

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YES! Florida Woman wins the weekend!
Nearly naked Florida woman tops 100 mph in chase spanning multiple counties, troopers say

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – A woman from Florida was arrested Saturday for reportedly leading troopers on a high-speed chase that spanned multiple counties, authorities said.

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“Rachael Lynn Stefancich, 24, of Plant City, nearly fully unclothed, was immediately taken into custody and arrested for grand theft auto, reckless driving, fleeing & eluding, possession of methamphetamine and driving while license suspended,” the Highway Patrol said. “Stefancich was later delivered to the Hernando County Jail.”

Online jail records show Stefancich has previous arrests for petit theft and drug possession, among other charges.

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John Q. Public wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:02 pm Gabby Johnson - Florida Man.
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Michael Williams, 26, told Opa-locka police his son begged him to drive by a home where young people were gathered Sunday night so he could fire his paintball out the window, according to a police report released Tuesday.

Williams drove by the home as his son fired off several rounds, police said. The homeowner confused the paintball for real gunfire, telling police he thought his family was being attacked. He fired one shot, which struck the child. The boy then lost his balance and was run over by his father's vehicle, police said.

The Miami Herald reports the father was charged with child neglect with great bodily harm. According to a police report, Williams “acted recklessly by agreeing to conduct a drive-by paint ball shooting,”

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Florida man comes home from a doctors appointment and finds unidentified Florida woman skinny dipping in his pool, calls cops. Nope, no pics but it sounds like either a horror story or a Penthouse letter come to life. Or... maybe just another day in Florida.

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