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Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby John Q. Public » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:02 pm

Who doesn't love birthdays?

Hillary always remembers a birthday. She'd like to send you a personal note on your specialday (sic).

Sign up to receive a card on your birthday.

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/signup/o ... hday-card/

Yes, it asks for an email address. :bonk:


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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby MDDad » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:51 am

What a cheese wad.

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby Wabash » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:18 am

Don't be a hater.
They told me if I voted for Hillary Clinton the president would be emotional, impulsive, and unpredictable. They were right. I voted for Hillary Clinton and got a president that is emotional, impulsive, and unpredictable.

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby Troglodyte » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:34 am

My birthday is in November.. Four days after election day in 2016.. Think she'd still be interested in sending me a BD card?? :lol: That's Okay, I won't send her one either...
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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby MDDad » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:13 pm

This birthday card thing is like a guy who'll buy a hundred chicks a well drink, hoping one or two of them will let him score out of gratitude.

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby John Q. Public » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:36 pm

I'm concerned about having to appear before Congress if I sign up.
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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby Parrotpaul » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:41 pm

I don't want endless correspondence from the Clinton Foundation or the Democratic Party.
"I think I may say that of all the men we meet with, nine parts of ten are what they are, good or evil, useful or not, by their education." John Locke

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby John Q. Public » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:57 pm

Not even for a "rendezvous" with her in Fabulous Las Vegas? We won't tell the Bride. :wink:

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby Parrotpaul » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:00 pm

I once stood beside Barbara Bush at an awards ceremony at my former high school. I sailed from Bath, Maine to Boston, Mass on the USS DuPont along with Margaret Chase Smith in 1957...female pols dig me...and the bride would definitely want to meet Hillary...me...not so much, but I'd have a brewski with Bernie any old time. :cheers:
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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby Luca » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:07 pm

She likes me.

She really likes me!!.............Luca

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Re: Sign up to get a birthday card from Hillary!

Postby John Q. Public » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:19 pm

See there, Luca? She wants to be your friend!




Here, I'll get it for you.

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