Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

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Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby John Q. Public » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:45 pm

First lady Melania Trump and second lady Karen Pence visited a regional chain with a cult following while traveling in Texas.

On Wednesday, Trump and Pence stopped by Whataburger after meeting with victims of Hurricane Harvey in the state.

"On our way out of town, @FLOTUS & @SecondLady decided to stop in to @Whataburger for some lunch!" Trump's director of communications, Stephanie Grisham, tweeted.

http://www.businessinsider.com/first-la ... er-2017-12

I'd like to have seen that. Did they sit in one of the booths? Did they take their food out to the limo? Has Melania ever had a burger before? Did she eat it with a knife and fork? Eastern Europeans do some strange things when confronted with burgers. The Foreign Babe has been known to deconstruct hers and eat the "salad," "bread" and meat separately. Melania seems like the type who'd politely take a couple bites, say she isn't especially hungry and then just eat the fries.


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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby Omar Bongo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:05 pm

Melania, of course...but I never knew Mrs. Pence was such a hottie

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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby Wabash » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:18 pm

I'm sure neither used dijon mustard. Or Sean Hannity would have had a fit.

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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby John Q. Public » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:27 pm

Uh oh. Don't tell Hannity, but I'd guess mustard would be the condiment of choice where she's from. Ketchup would likely be a criminal offense.

Mustard and onions grilled together is actually really good on a burger.
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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby MDDad » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:38 pm

That must be a liberal thing. Mustard overpowers the taste of the meat, and the meat is supposed to be the star of the show. Ketchup and relish do the same thing. Onions and tomatoes are fine, but if you want to slather mustard, ketchup and relish between your buns, you really don't need the patty.

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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby John Q. Public » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:56 pm

It's a Southern thing.
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Re: Cruising For Burgers in Daddy's New Presidential Limo

Postby Wabash » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:12 am

I like mustard.
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