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Post by John Q. Public » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:35 pm

Best tweet today:

"Butt his voicemails!"
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Post by Wabash » Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:43 pm

Trump calls Pelosi's district very bad and dangerous.

Our president is a moron.
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Post by John Q. Public » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:03 pm

Nevermind that congresspeople don't sit on city councils. But Donald wouldn't know that.
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Post by Omar Bongo » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:38 pm

Fly the Creepy Skies!

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant: Pilots Streamed Airplane Bathroom Video To Cockpit

There's so many jokes here I don't know where to begin...

"Fasten your seatbelts, everybody. We're monitoring a high-pressure disturbance in the aft lavatory!"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/south ... ar-AAJmRTz
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by Vilepagan » Sun Oct 27, 2019 3:07 am

Why are there video cameras in the lavatories?
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Post by Omar Bongo » Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:09 am

The perv pilots put it there
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Post by John Q. Public » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:04 am

Why do I get the impression it's something else?

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Post by Omar Bongo » Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:53 pm

Trump judicial nominee started crying at his hearing today when he heard the ABA's critique of his qualifications...I don't know, sounds like federal judicial material to me :roll:
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Post by John Q. Public » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:10 am

"I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad and make millions off my father's presidency. I'd be a really rich guy" --Donald Trump Jr.
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Post by Omar Bongo » Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:07 am

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Post by ShiftyMutt » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:16 pm

What a weirdo
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Post by Omar Bongo » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:16 pm

creepeirdo
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A particularly creepy weirdo, or one who is both weird and creepy.



Pity Melania
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Post by John Q. Public » Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:46 am

Oooops! Not holding my breath for the correction.

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Post by Wabash » Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:56 am

I always ask those complaining about PC what PC is stopping them from doing.

I never get a response other than something like, "it's nonsense."
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Post by John Q. Public » Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:54 am

Hey! Faux corrected their story! Or passed the blame, take your pick.

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Post by John Q. Public » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:55 pm

"We aren't a racist cult, but...."

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Post by Omar Bongo » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:33 pm

Saw a non-racist who isn't a complete shill detailing the changes in Va., it's a lot of of young professionals and government workers moving into the suburbs around the larger cities while the population in the rural areas is static or shrinking. No mention of non-citizens voting :roll:

Even more interesting was he said the same changes are taking place in Texas...imagine the electoral map with a blue Texas \:D/

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Post by Wabash » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:31 am

I've read that TX could be a swing state by 2024 and possibly very purple by 2028. You are correct. If TX goes Dem, the GOP will never see the White House again.
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Post by John Q. Public » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:46 am

Funny thing about Texas is that much of what's diluting the Republican majority there is Republican "business-friendly" policies. You import businesses from other states, you import the people who work for them.
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:50 am

I'd make this a new "News of the Weird" topic except the title would probably get auto-censored.

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