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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:49 pm



The biggest number in the history of the world! And it's all because of you, Don. Now, can we get back to our Christmas, please?

p.s. I hope Melanie or whatever her name is liked her card.
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:49 pm

Ignoring Donald's particularly psychotic retweet storm tonight, I nominate this one from the founder of Turning Point USA for WTF O'the day:



Charlie seems to be a slow learner. That law was already passed. In 1789. It's the Sixth Amendment. Stinkin' DemonCraps!
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:21 am

JHFC! FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, Obama SIGNED THE CHOICE ACT, YOU MORON!

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Post by Wabash » Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:30 am

The WaPo's last revelation of the year for 2019, was that Trump Winery fired seven undocumented immigrant employees on Monday. This is news, in part, because the immigrants' status was clearly ignored when they were originally hired. However, it's also news because the presence of those employees was brought to the attention of the Trump Organization...11 months ago.

He has made frequent use of such employees for decades, on his construction projects, at his resorts, and (obviously) at his winery. Heck, he even married someone who flouted U.S. immigration law.

And his supporters say nothing.

Remember how the Republicans in the House carried on for many months about then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was responsible for the four Americans who died in Benghazi—even though she was thousands of miles away when they were killed? The Republicans kept saying that since she was in charge of the organization, she was responsible for everything that happened in it, no matter how far down the tree. That concept seems to have been curiously forgotten now.

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by crayegg » Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:09 am

John Q. Public wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:21 am
JHFC! FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, Obama SIGNED THE CHOICE ACT, YOU MORON!
So you're saying Trump lied about something? Shocking. /s

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:30 pm

It's. Not. Snowing. In DC. It was warmer there today than it was here. :eh?:

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Post by Wabash » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:43 pm

Given his constant sniffles I wouldn't be surprised if it is a different kind of snow.
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Post by ShiftyMutt » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:07 am

Camo for Space Force :eh?:
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Post by Omar Bongo » Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:04 pm

Amazing how far we've come since 1951...not

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Post by John Q. Public » Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:34 pm

Shouldn't space camo be like black with little white dots?
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:01 am

Anybody know what he's talking about here? Junior was never called to testify in the Mueller investigation. "WTF???" is right.

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:02 pm

Evangelical pastor: Jesus would have 'beat the crap' out of John Bolton

Evangelical pastor Rodney Howard-Browne lashed out at former White House national security adviser John Bolton this week in a series of tweets after reports emerged that the former Trump administration official’s upcoming book contains details about the president's relationship with Ukraine.

“You are a slime ball of the highest order .... I should have knocked your sorry butt through the door of the Oval Office into the rose garden when I saw you. I would have gladly been arrested .... what a Benedict Arnold ..... I am glad you were fired !!!!!” Howard-Browne tweeted Monday.

“I have no respect for someone who is disloyal to the President and loyal to deep state !!! No respect! No respect at all ...... what a globalist sellout!” he added.

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by Omar Bongo » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:52 pm

Yeah, little donald has signaled to minion nation that it's open season on Bolton...Hannity was in rare form tonight

Special Bonus: Also serves as a lesson to any Reps thinking of voting for witnesses...
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Post by Wabash » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:17 am

He was only going to hire the best people. Yet he admits he hired a loser in Bolton. Nothing is more predictable than how Trump treats those who speak the truth about him.

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Post by Wabash » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:47 am

Too bad all the Trump supporters left. I just read a brilliant response to his tweet about Bolton's book.

How can something be untrue and classified at the same time?
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Post by Omar Bongo » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:36 pm

He basically calls Bolton a total loser and freely admits that he ignored everyone's advice against it and hired him anyway...yet none of this is his fault

Don McGahn ("Never a big fan")
Christopher Wray ("The FBI has no leadership")
Jeff Sessions ("...he did very poorly...he was mixed up and confused")
Rod Rosenstein ("...planning a very illegal act, and got caught")
Steve Bannon ("...not only lost his job, he lost his mind")
Rex Tillerson ( "dumb as a rock...he was lazy as hell")
Gary Cohn ("I could tell stories about him like you wouldn’t believe")
Jim Mattis ("What’s he done for me?")
Omarosa ("a crazed, crying lowlife')
Jerome Powell ("I’m not even a little bit happy with Jay...not even a little bit")
Richard Clarida & Randle Quarles ("I put a couple of other people there (The Fed) I’m not so happy with...")
H.R. McMaster ("General McMaster forgot to say...")
John Kelly ("It’s not his fault, it’s not his strength.”)
Tom Price ("I am not happy")
Cliff Sims ("Nothing more than a gofer...he is a mess!")
Michael Cohen ("A rat!")
David Bossie ("interested in filling [his] own pockets with money")

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:30 am

So... what, exactly, is this metal detector looking for?

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by Wabash » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:48 pm

Trump’s obsession with Mike Bloomberg has given higher exposure to his campaign. This morning Bloomberg’s campaign adviser Tim O’Brien was given airtime on the Joy Reid show on MSNBC, and he landed this zinger: “When you get inside Donald Trump‘s head, all you’re going to discover is a putter, a cheeseburger, a porn video, and somebody else’s credit card.”

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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by ShiftyMutt » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:04 pm

Derp ..
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Re: Your Daily WTF

Post by John Q. Public » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:20 pm

You had to know this was coming.

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