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SoMelo
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Stupid Chain emails

Post by SoMelo » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:02 pm

okay... everyone Al posts and...

bet u the phone will ring right after u do this!

I’m 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from
the army, because he’d been havin’ problems with his heart and right
leg.

It was 2:53 p.m. that I’d made the wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and there he was, luggage and all!!
* Katie

I’m 20 and I’ve been having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was a 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was
promoted.
* Lisa

Believe me… this really works!! Just scroll down to the end,
But while u do… make a wish. Whatever age you are, is the number of
Minutes it will take for your wish to come true (ex. you are 15 years old,
It will take 15 minutes for your wish to come true). If u don’t send this
To 5 people in 5 minutes, you will have bad luck for 5 years!!
Go!!!!!!!!
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STOP!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wish will now come true in your age minutes!! Now follow
This carefully…. it can be very rewarding!!!! If you send this to 10
more people, other than the 5 that u already have to send to,
something major that you’ve been wanting will happen.

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by SoMelo » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:03 pm

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, what can you do?

Without help a person whose heart stops beating properly begins to feel faint and has about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

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Tell as many other people as possible about this, it could save their life!

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:13 pm

Its better than those facebook status's I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight post. I can avoid spam emails mainly because I don't give my email out to anyone that isn't business related and/or of online store related.

Whereas the facebook status's like "What's my job? I'm a mom which means I'm a chauffeur, a laundromat, a cook, etc. If you're proud to be a mom put this as your status." Or the worst line "97% of people won't repost this as their status, will you be one of the 3%" No one cured cancer or Aids or childhood abuse or prostitution by making a god damn facebook status.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by SoMelo » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:19 pm

Like this one?
Kids with special needs aren't weird or odd. They only want what everyone wants ... to be accepted. Can I make a request? Is anyone willing to post this and leave it on your status for at least 1 hour? It is Special Education week, and this is in honor of all children made in a unique way. You never understand a situation until you are faced with it!

I think they had "Special Education week" at least 10 times last year

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:23 pm

Yeah, after someone posted that I posted on their facebook saying just for that I'm going to punch the next special needs kid I see.

We weren't friends on facebook for long after that.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by SoMelo » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:30 pm

Notorious wrote:Yeah, after someone posted that I posted on their facebook saying just for that I'm going to punch the next special needs kid I see.

We weren't friends on facebook for long after that.
So it's safe to say your mom won't be posting:
YOUR SON'S WILL HOLD YOUR HAND FOR ONLY A LITTLE WHILE, BUT WILL HOLD YOUR HEART FOR A LIFETIME. IT'S SON'S WEEK....IF YOU HAVE A SON WHO MAKES YOUR LIFE WORTH LIVING BY JUST BEING AROUND HIM, AND IF PROUD OF YOUR SON, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR STATUS

just a guess???

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:36 pm

My mom (like me) hates facebook, and she doesn't use it. So no she won't be posting it, and if she did I'd punch her in the face too then delete her from my friends.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Parrotpaul » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:41 pm

Notorious wrote:My mom (like me) hates facebook, and she doesn't use it. So no she won't be posting it, and if she did I'd punch her in the face too then delete her from my friends.
But she's still too young for you to off...is that correct?

Would I be asking a much too personal questions if I asked what are your and your mom's ages?
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:43 pm

Parrotpaul wrote: But she's still too young for you to off...is that correct?

Would I be asking a much too personal questions if I asked what are your and your mom's ages?
22 and 54. I will let you guess which age belong to which person.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Parrotpaul » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:54 pm

Notorious wrote: 22 and 54. I will let you guess which age belong to which person.
Thanks.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by SoMelo » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:55 pm

Notorious wrote: 22 and 54. I will let you guess which age belong to which person.
she has a few good years left :wink:

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Post by Parrotpaul » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:58 pm

SoMelo wrote: she has a few good years left :wink:
Not many if Noto has his way.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:59 pm

SoMelo wrote: she has a few good years left :wink:
Unfortunately we die old in my family, very few of us don't make it to 90+

I'm thinking of recreating One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when she starts getting too old.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by mar595 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:55 pm

Notorious wrote: Unfortunately we die old in my family, very few of us don't make it to 90+

I'm thinking of recreating One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when she starts getting too old.
Darn. There went one of my wishes from the earlier chain mails.

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:05 pm

mar595 wrote: Darn. There went one of my wishes from the earlier chain mails.
This is sorta stalkerish mar595, bumping a thread from 8 months ago just to post that?


Is this because I think Mormons are the pimple on the butt that is religion?
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by mar595 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:15 pm

Notorious wrote: This is sorta stalkerish mar595, bumping a thread from 8 months ago just to post that?


Is this because I think Mormons are the pimple on the butt that is religion?
No it is because I was having a boring Saturday night and had never looked in this topic. Couldn't bare to spend my time and not at least drop :2cents:

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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by Notorious » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:30 pm

mar595 wrote: No it is because I was having a boring Saturday night and had never looked in this topic. Couldn't bare to spend my time and not at least drop :2cents:
I was unaware Mormons were anything more than knuckle dragging apes who flung poo at the wall and saw if anything stuck and then called it religion.

But I guess you 2 cents are accounted for, although I don't know why you chose an 8 month old thread to put in your 2 cents.
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Re: Stupid Chain emails

Post by crayegg » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:29 pm

How do you even find an eight month old thread and decide to click it to add your two cents?

It's all about "View active topics."

Stay current.

Or not, whatever...

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