Sunday Night at Work Joke

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Sunday Night at Work Joke

Post by Bobby G. » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:49 pm

A woman goes into a sporting goods shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A store associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says, “Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.” She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, “That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.”

She says, “It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

“Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, “That'll be $34.50 please.” The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

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Re: Sunday Night at Work Joke

Post by John Q. Public » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:29 pm

Good joke but I'll be moving it in the morning. It will fit perfectly with a new forum I'll be opening tomorrow.

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Post by Bobby G. » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:08 am

John Q. Public wrote:Good joke but I'll be moving it in the morning. It will fit perfectly with a new forum I'll be opening tomorrow.
I should have change fishing rod to football.

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Re: Sunday Night at Work Joke

Post by SoMelo » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:13 am

Bobby G. wrote:I should have change fishing rod to football.

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And change from a woman to Rollinson...

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Post by Parrotpaul » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:29 am

This post has been moved to the FWDs forum.
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Re: Sunday Night at Work Joke

Post by John Q. Public » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:52 am

Bobby G. wrote:I should have change fishing rod to football.

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Too late. :mrgreen:

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Re: Sunday Night at Work Joke

Post by maxcadylives08 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:28 am

On Q ranch. ya have to know how the sheriff thinks


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