Benkert to Simi Valley

[frankieboy12]

Thousand Oaks Acorn reports that Jim Benkert, forced out at Oaks Christian after winning CIF-SS-DII championship, to be named head coach at Simi Valley.

Simi has been poor in football for many years (although they have a famous ex-player in Tom Herman, coach of the Texas Longhorns)- if he can win there he's a certifiable coaching genius.

[Future]

Semi Valley? Thought this was an Orange County Forum lol

[NotDonaldBren]

Benkert could be sitting on a goldmine there. He'll be coaching 50 sons of the LAPD every year.

Those kids will come in already trained on how to: chase and tackle; capitalize on schematic (and systematic) advantages; punish opponents with brutal force; use their hands as weapons; work as a unit to accomplish their goals by any means necessary.

[frankieboy12]

Read that over it's 70 year history of football Simi Valley has averaged less than 3 wins per season.

Think Calabasas may have actually been worse before Clausen got there.

Benkert starts in Division 7-depending on enrollment policies expect they will improve rather quickly.

[NotDonaldBren]

Source of the post Read that over it's 70 year history of football Simi Valley has averaged less than 3 wins per season.

Can't have helped that all the local pre-game meal spots only serve donuts.