"Dear Mr. President...Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy — and I will...History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!...I will call you later...Sincerely, Donald Trump."
Ah, the art of the deal...what a persuasive, deep-thinking strategist
