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Because, Florida

Post by John Q. Public » Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:35 pm

A Florida woman violated the state’s coronavirus-related travel restrictions to distribute Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes throughout an entire county, authorities say. It all started on Palm Sunday, when numerous residents of Flagler County reported receiving the eggs filled with “pornographic images” in a twisted whodunnit mystery. Police finally discovered the alleged culprit, Abril Cestoni, earlier this week after she made the mistake of concentrating several deliveries in a single area. The 42-year-old woman, who Sheriff Rick Staly called a “deranged offender,” told police she was simply “educating people,” according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.

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Post by John Q. Public » Sat May 02, 2020 10:36 pm

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is facing trespassing charges after security found him camping on Walt Disney World’s Discovery Island, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they were called to 4301 N. World Drive Thursday after Richard McGuire, 42, was spotted on the Disney-owned property, which is currently closed to the public.

When deputies told McGuire they had been using a loud speaker to address him, he said he didn’t hear them because he was sleeping inside one of the buildings on the island, which he referred to as a “tropical paradise,” according to the report.

According to an arrest report, McGuire told deputies he was not aware that the property was off limits and that he had been camping there since Monday or Tuesday and planned to stay for about a week.

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Re: Because, Florida

Post by Fordama » Sun May 03, 2020 12:07 pm

If I see it again I'll post it here: there's a picture of an OC map with the HB area colored over and labeled "Florida."
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Re: Because, Florida

Post by John Q. Public » Mon May 11, 2020 11:27 am

Florida men protest gym closures by exercising somewhere else.

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Re: Because, Florida

Post by John Q. Public » Wed May 13, 2020 9:54 pm

Miami area TV station using the #FloridaMan hashtag proudly.

They got the story a little bit wrong, though. The other guy is a customer and it wasn't about slow service. #FloridaStation

Publix supports armed shopping, BTW. #FloriduhGroceryChain

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Re: Because, Florida

Post by John Q. Public » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:02 pm

Gabby Johnson - Florida Man.


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